Like a Poisonous Mushroom

Yesterday, we were at Seacon Square; it's a HUGE mall with so much in it I get dizzy just thinking about it. A very funny moment occurred. I was pushing Nadia around in her stroller and we were just gazing at all the merchandise when I recognized a song playing over the PA. The melody was soft and it sounded like a crooner-tune. The voice didn't sound like Frank Sinatra but the style was exactly the same.
     So you've got the right vibe going, right? Very much swaying music.
Okay, now imagine my surprise when I recognized these lyrics.

                  ....to the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal. Light up a stage and wax a 
                      chump like a candle...


It continued the whole song that way.

               ....Dance. Bum rush the speaker that booms, I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom. 
                   Deadly, when I play a dope melody.

I tried to find a link for you all on you tube or another site but surprisingly a lot of videos are removed due to copywrite issues. I say surprisingly because Vanilla himself stole the song and added a 'ching' sound to the end of the rhythm.

I was laughing way longer than I should have and I'm sure I might have made the other nanny self-conscious. But since we can't communicate too much yet, I couldn't really explain.

*For those that didn't get it, the song was 'Ice Ice Baby'